This page won't sap and impurify your precious bodily fluids.
I've never actually seen an online guest book before, this makes me feel like a 90s kid
Hello 👋
Woah!
Brilliant, even! *pats self on back*.. *dislocates arm*
Fantastic!
Well then, it seems like the social media newcomers quickly lost interest! It would have been interesting to read about their shenanigans! *cough*
Hey there ✌️
I'm not sure how I ended up here. What's even stranger is that I'm not sure I want to leave... Weird huh?
*coughs and opens a window* Thanks for killing the bugs!